wildman26
11-26-2005, 04:24 PM
Hi all, :D Have been interested in this scene for a while now but never have had the courage or knowledge to do anything about it. :oops: I live in the shrewsbury area and would like to know of any areas of interest or any clubs in shropshire.
ps... One misty scottish morning a man is driving down from wick to inverness. Suddenly, a huge red-haired highlander steps into the middle of the road. At the roadside there also stands a beautiful woman. The driver's attention is dragged from the girl when the highlander opens the car door and drags him from the seat. "Right, you," he shouts, "I want you to masturbate."
"But..." stammers the driver.
"Now, or i'll bloody kill you!"
So the driver starts to masturbate. Thinking of the girl at the roadside, this only takes a few seconds. "Right," says the highlander, "do it again!"
"But..." says the driver.
"Now!" shouts the highlander.
So the driver does it again. This goes on for two hours until, finally, the driver collapses in an exhausted heap.
"Again!" says the highlander.
"I can't," whimpers the man. "you'll just have to kill me."
The highlander looks down at the man slumped on the roadside.
"All right," he says, "now you can give my daughter a lift to inverness."
:D
ps... One misty scottish morning a man is driving down from wick to inverness. Suddenly, a huge red-haired highlander steps into the middle of the road. At the roadside there also stands a beautiful woman. The driver's attention is dragged from the girl when the highlander opens the car door and drags him from the seat. "Right, you," he shouts, "I want you to masturbate."
"But..." stammers the driver.
"Now, or i'll bloody kill you!"
So the driver starts to masturbate. Thinking of the girl at the roadside, this only takes a few seconds. "Right," says the highlander, "do it again!"
"But..." says the driver.
"Now!" shouts the highlander.
So the driver does it again. This goes on for two hours until, finally, the driver collapses in an exhausted heap.
"Again!" says the highlander.
"I can't," whimpers the man. "you'll just have to kill me."
The highlander looks down at the man slumped on the roadside.
"All right," he says, "now you can give my daughter a lift to inverness."
:D